Saturday, May 3, 2008

Samantha Archive

  • (Me Driving around AZ) "Mommy, why do we have to turn around so much" (May '08)
  • (Samantha in a timeout-wailing) "But Daddy, I still love you" (May '08)
  • Daddy, I love you because you're rich, rich like me (April '08)
  • We need to get this house clean and put it on the market! (April and May '08)
  • Mommy: "Are you a little tired?" Samantha: (whimpering) "No! I'm a BIG tired" (June '08)
  • (Praying) I'm grateful I could hit my baby brother (June '08)
  • This recipe does not want me to have milk, it wants me to have chocolate milk (Oct. '08)
  • This is NOT luke warm, it is luke HOT (Oct. '08)
  • It's good there are no creatures at Grandma's house (Nov. '08)
  • (Tom was being a "horsie) Samantha: Daddy are you a horsie? Tom: yes? Samantha: GALLOP!
  • Eliza-thank you for coming to live with us (around Nov. '08)
  • Me: Do you have any resolutions-like something you want to do better? Samantha: Ummm (thinking hard) ...I want to play with more barbies! (Jan. '09)
  • Samantha praying: We are grateful daddy cleaned up all by himself.
  • Mom, did you know, that when I have kids...my kids and your kids will be cousins
  • (A speaker at church said the word "issues) Samantha popped up her head and said "Issues! Tommy has issues, lots and lots of issues!"
  • Samantha was quoting a movie (as she's apt to do) that said the word "stupid" in it. That word's a big no-no in our house so she whispered it really softly. I smiled at her and commented. She said " I said it really softly so Heavenly Father and Jesus couldn't hear me"
  • At the dinner table Tom told Samantha to eat something to which she exclaimed "No! I know my rights!"
  • (Samantha always puts her shoes on the wrong feet and we tend to correct her): Samantha: Daddy-are my shoes on the wrong feet? Daddy: Yes Samantha: GOOD!

1 comment:

Katie O. said...

I read these all out loud to my roommates the other day, we all laughed through all of them.
PS: Update your blog!